1 - The pilot's my brother. He's an alcoholic.
2 - Here, hold this box cutter.
3 - Would you call my wife and tell her we're having an affair?
4 - Want to help me pants the man between us?
5 - Peanuts give me gas.
6 - How come your oxygen mask didn't come down?
7 - I didn't buy two seats but I probably should have.
8 - They didn't have any Braille books at the airport. Would you read to me?
9 - 400 virgins, here I come!
and last, but not least...
10 - Hi, I'm John Edwards. You're pretty.
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