Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Inappropriate things to say before having sex

1 - Call me "daddy".
2 - We should take this diaper off first.
3 - Do you mind if I call you my ex-girlfriend's name?
4 - Which hole do I put it in?
5 - Should I wash my hands?
6 - Do you mind if I wear this dildo?
7 - Do you like my panty trophy shelf?
8 - I've never told anyone this but we're being filmed.
9 - I usually cry afterwards. Will you hold me?

and last but not least.... 

10 - My real name is John Edwards.

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