Inappropriate things to say to someone after you've had sex for the first time

1 - You really do remind me of my mother.

2 - I should feed the girl in my basement.

3 - I'll be right back. I have to call my husband.

4 - This doesn't mean you'll get an A.

5 - How many kids have you had?

6 - Man, my crabs are itchy.

7 - Next time we should use your ass.

8 - I lied. I didn't have a vasectomy.

9 - If my kids call, say you're my brother.

And last but not least...

10 - My real name is John Edwards.