Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Inappropriate things to say when you first meet your girlfriend's mother

1-  Wow, great rack!
2 - What's your daughter's name again?
3 - Those charges were not proven in court.
4 - I don't believe in employment.
5 - Human flesh is much more tender than I was led to believe.
6 - I don't sleep with all my students.
7 - Who knew she took it in the pooper?
8 - Excuse me for a moment, I have to call my parole officer.
9 - You wanna do a 3-way?

and a really, really inappropriate thing to say in this situation is...

10 - Did you know your daughter can fart out of her pussy?

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